Happy Days Star Scott Baio Goes Reality TV

As the wannabies, has been, was going to restarts and wish they were still there semi stars of classic TV and music find their lives empty they are searching for answers in the only reality they know, the tube.

Scott Biao is the latest in this pathetic line up of B grade celebrities to follow in the footsteps of The Osborne’s which started the trend in 2002. Ozzie found new life as a large slice of viewers related to the crude idiocy of an aging has been who still has something. Flinging their rather gross offspring onto the public as “instant stars” created off the backs of their rather their feeble talents were overshadowed by the capitalist gains of the networks.

The Scott Biao show will expose the x-star as the x-treme serial dater of Hollywood he is in his quest to find the perfect television woman. Scott just can’t seem to quench his taste it seems. Rumors have guest appearances of Erin Moran, Nicole Eggert and a couple Playboy Playmates that didn’t make the Scott B cut.

The rundown on which wilting violets are vying for your commercial dollar this fall on celebrity reality TV shows:

Vh1 with Baio and Bret Michaels
Bravo brings Paula Abdul and Kathy Griffin
A&E Corey Haim and Corey Feldman
ABC Shaquille and Self-adored hero William Shatner
NBC Mark Phillippoussis

As long as the dying dinosaurs dimness disease spreads in LA these last ditch efforts with the help of the television networks show that the shotgun approach of cheap productions with aging stars that have deep fan bases is the best bet.

So, we can expect another season of boring insults and witless wit on the boob tube. Thank goodness the Internet is here to provide a more creative mix of media to take your time and mind.